Crystal Casino
Observer
As you stroll into the casino, a person flies backwards past you, landing in an undignified pile on the street.
Observer
You’re torn between checking on them and seeing what hit them…
Observer
…but as you look for what hit them, you’re… confused.
Observer
You were expecting a bouncer but nobody is there.
Faust
“Welcome to Crystal Casino, am Faust! Make sure not cheat!”
Observer
…that voice is coming from really low.
Observer
There, at your feet, sits a strange little creature with enormous eyes, a massive crystalline tail and ruff, and a top hat…and is that an earpiece in one of its ears…?
Observer
It does not seem to be capable of blinking.
Observer
You ask it what it does and it puffs up its little chest.
Faust
“Keep cheaters out casino!”
Observer
It looks outwards proudly for a moment before sighing.
Faust
“Not as fun as what used do…”
Faust
“...still fun.”
Observer
And then, with no further explanation, it trots off.
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