Submission (#592) Approved
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21 September 2024, 21:02:01 EDT (4 months ago)
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22 September 2024, 21:06:19 EDT (4 months ago) by PuffinDoodle
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The culprit is a man named Fatnuts McDouglas.
He stole it by forming a treaty between himself and his raccoon nemesis and then working together to steal that fucking statue.
He stole it because he is mad at women ever since SHARON took the fucking kids and house in the divorce and left him with nothing but his fucking VAN!!! FUCK YOU SHARON!!! LET ME SEE MT KIDS!!!
The clues all point to this divorced middle aged man somehow finding his way onto Aerius using the McDonalds wifi and STEALING the FUCKING statue because it reminds him of his EX WIFE. SHARON!!!
I came to this conclusion based on a tingling in my balls and a series of sexually explicit fever dreams.
LET ME SEE MY KIDS SHARON YOU FUCKING BITCH I FUCKING HATE YOU, FRIGID WHORE!!!
He stole it by forming a treaty between himself and his raccoon nemesis and then working together to steal that fucking statue.
He stole it because he is mad at women ever since SHARON took the fucking kids and house in the divorce and left him with nothing but his fucking VAN!!! FUCK YOU SHARON!!! LET ME SEE MT KIDS!!!
The clues all point to this divorced middle aged man somehow finding his way onto Aerius using the McDonalds wifi and STEALING the FUCKING statue because it reminds him of his EX WIFE. SHARON!!!
I came to this conclusion based on a tingling in my balls and a series of sexually explicit fever dreams.
LET ME SEE MY KIDS SHARON YOU FUCKING BITCH I FUCKING HATE YOU, FRIGID WHORE!!!
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